TAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST

DID YOU EVER . . .
get cut-off on the road? YES NO
step in doggie-doo? YES NO
find trash dumped on your lawn? YES NO at this point, you may want to click here
have your mail lost? YES NO
have the air let out of your tire? YES NO
get woken up by a honking car horn? YES NO
get bumped from a plane? YES NO
have your car "keyed" in a parking lot? YES NO
get an obscene phone call? YES NO
get "snitched" on for doing something wrong? YES NO
have your car stolen? YES NO
smell a fart in a crowded elevator? YES NO
get your butt pinched in a crowd? YES NO