LEGAL DISCLAIMER

This site is a joke! A parody, sarcasm, not-real, get it? I did NOT do any of the misdeeds mentioned (well, maybe one or two of them, but you could never prove it). I'm really a nice guy. Just ask my mother. So don't sue me! Any resemblance to any actual event is mere coincidence.

I am not a shaman, witch-doctor, or practitioner of any paranormal art. If I have offended any REAL practitioner of Voodoo, well, buy a doll and do your worst!

Any physical ailment incurred by anyone due to sticking pins into a Voodoo Doll is also mere coincidence. If you can prove otherwise, THAT would be worth going to court to see!